12/23/2023 0 Comments Summer calculus jokesQ: Where do cows go on vacation? A: Moo York! Q: What did the sea do to the sand? A: The sand blushed because the sea weed! It would be great if I could take a 6-month vacation. Q: Where does Santa Claus stay on a vacation? A: In a Ho-Ho-Hotel. Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind! Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation? “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. “I like big boats and I cannot lie.” - Unknown Save fuel by taking a trip in kilometers. Henry: Why? Myles: Because he already had a trunk! Myles: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation? Now I’m dealing with this emotional baggage. I finally told my suitcases that there would be no holiday this year. “Anything is popsicle when I’m with you.” - Unknown Q: What do sheep do on nice summer days? A: Go to a baa-baa-cue.īilly: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation? Me: Man, I want to, but I’m pora pora.įirst dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me! Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.įriend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Q: Which season do math teacher’s like the most? A: Summer.Įrik: Why did the robot go on summer vacation? Q: What do you call a snowman in July? A: A puddle! Ray: Why? Charles: To make up for his miserable summer. I didn’t miss it at all.”Ĭharles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? Q: What did the kid say when the instructor told him he’d missed summer school? A: “No, sir. Spencer: What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?īrian: I haven’t a clue. Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? A: They are hill-arious. Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Q: What do you call seagulls that live near the bay? A: Bagels. Q: Where do lawyers go for summer vacation? A: Sue York City. Q: Where do fish go on their holidays? A: They don’t, because they are always in school! Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: The Baaaahamas. Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A: A coconut on vacation. Q: Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation? A: A mooooo-tel!īob: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Q: Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation? A: They flew all the way home. Q: How does earth and mars schedule a vacation? A: They planet. Q: Where do bees stay while on vacation? A: Air Bee and Bee. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. Q: Where did the ghost go to for his vacation? A: He went to Maliboo.įirst woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Q: Why does a seagull fly over the sea? A: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you’re eating a watermelon. Q: Why do fish swim in saltwater? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: Where do goldfish go on vacation? A: Around the globe. I was clear in my message “It’s cool here, I’m chillin.” Q: What did the reporter say to the ice cream? A: What’s the scoop?Īll my friends came to visit me in the place I’m in for vacation even tho I warned them the weather is terribly cold. Q: Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? A: Times Square. Q: How do fleas like to travel? A: Itch hiking! Q: What does the sun drink out of? A: Sunglasses. Q: What do you call a labrador at the beach in August? A: A hot dog. Me: “I want to go on more travels.” The bank account: “Like, to the park?” Q: Why did the kid with the rash not go on a vacation? A: His dermatologist told him to apply the medication locally. Q: What is the difference between a piano and a fish? A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. Q: How do we know that the ocean is friendly? A: It waves! Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? A: Sunday! Q: What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? A: Long time, no sea. Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree! Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls? A: Because they’re shellfish! Q: What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? A: I Scream. Q: What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation? A: Returning to the scene of the crime. Q: What do bees say in summer? A: It’s swarm, isn’t it?! Q: How do you prevent a summer cold? A: Catch it in the winter! “Taking photographs as you travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.” – Susan Sontag “Having other tourists recognize you as a tourist is the worst part of being a tourist.” – Russell Baker Q: Where do sharks go on vacation? A: Finland. Q: What do you call a french guy in sandals? A: Phillipe Phloppe. Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college? A: Because it has a million degrees. Q: What did the ocean say to the lifeguard? A: Nothing, it just waved. Q: What do snowmen do in summer? A: Chillout.
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